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[James Hey]

allez...je me prepare mentallement!

 

j'ai l impression que ca le fait chier autant qu a moi, donc ca va!

 

tu serais venu me faire un bisous

 

Pas qu un seul!

 

Ca me va!

 

si cet aprem si les gens me cassent pas les couilles d ici la!

 

je vais venir te faire des calins.

 

ben oui qd meme, faut pas deconner.

 

[stu harris]

This is VERY informal talk -- internet chat, perhaps?

 

Let's go... I'm mentally preparing myself!

 

I think he's as pissed off with it as I am, so OK!

 

You'd come over and give me a hug (kiss on the cheek, really)

 

Not just one!

 

I'm Ok with that!

 

Sure, this arvo, if I don't land in the shit between now and then!

 

I'll come over and cuddle you.

 

Sure -- no joking.

 

[James Hey]

Thank you very very much.  I appreciate it.