Please help me translate this dialogue!

[Bob shaft]

Hello all!

 

I was hoping someone can help me translate this dialogue.  It would be greatly appreciated as I am unable to do it myself correctly.

 

quoi ton adresse exact ou ton num?? Et je peux venir pour autre chose aussi??

 

Je peux t'offrir un café mais pas autre chose ! Lol !

 

Lol ok!!! Je t'envoi un texto pour te dire!!!

 

Dis-moi maintenant si tu comptes passer cet aprem(après-midi) et à quelle heure, histoire que je reste pas tout l'aprem(après-midi) chez moi pour rien.

 

Si je viens C'est avant 14h30 donc je sais pas encore. Pour free faut faire quoi? J'y connais rien lol

 

Ben faudrait savoir... Lol ! C'est un logement neuf ou pas ?

 

Non pas neuf!!! Enfin bref je vais trouver!!! Tu sors ce soir??

 

Et t'as le numéro de celui qui y habitaitg avant toi ? Ce soir, je vais au resto mais je sors pas en boîte car je dois me lever tôt demain matin.

 

 

Also, this sentence: Qui c'est qui va squatter la BU pendant un mois?

 

Thank you for all your help!

[Aubier]

Hi ! Do you still need the translation of this dialogue ?

[Bob shaft]

Yes, please!

[Bob shaft]

Yes please !

[Stephen Liu]

Hi,

I tried translating following sentences;

quoi ton adresse exact ou ton num??
What's your exact address or your number?

Et je peux venir pour autre chose aussi
And I can come for something else too

Je peux t'offrir un café mais pas autre chose ! Lol !
I can buy you a coffee but nothing else!

Dis-moi maintenant si tu comptes passer cet aprem(après-midi) et à quelle heure,
Now tell me if you are planning to move this after noon (afternoon) and at what time,


B.R.
satimis

[Bob shaft]

Stephen,

Merci beaucoup! And would you translate
the rest?

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[Bob shaft]

Hi! Would you be able to help me with another translation?

 

The following (texts, maybe) are littered with words that I have no idea how to translate.  Please help!

Each time there is a L or a 1, I am unsure which one it is so I might be incorrect in writing a one when it should be an L, and vice versa.

 

First:

Non, c bon. Pa la pN 2maplé. Par contr,tu poura maplé 2m1 mat 1 à 7h stp? ben è bi en route pr la france. vendredi, ma résidence va pacé ds "C ma tR" s/ TF1.

 

Second:

Alor, comen ca se pall? Il a mé ton grat1 (or l instead of 1) dofinoi? jespR ktu lui a proposé daplé C paren pr lEr (or 1 instead of l) dir kil è bi1(or l instead of 1) ariV. alor, vs fèt koi 2bo? moi, jboss s/le docié Lituani.

 

Thanks again!

[Bob shaft]

Thank you so much! What do you mean by iap? Also, when it says "ben faudrait savour," if ben is a name does that change the meaning?

[carol bland]

Hi Bob,
I'm just starting to learn French and going through the site looking at all the discussions .Your script makes me want to give up before I start!!!!! Difficult or what!Which paper or magazine did you get this from ,I need to know so I don't buy it !!

[Bob shaft]

What does "a fini son premier paquet de papillottes"? Is it culinary?

[stu harris]

This is internet-chat or e-mail language. The French version is just as corrupt as the English version.

[Bob shaft]

Huh, Thanks! What does it mean though?